/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/ Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */ var num_of_quotes = 139; quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random()); if (quotes==0) { title="J.D. - Scrubs"; body="I've been thinking a lot lately about taking chances, and how it's really just about overcoming your fears. Because the truth is, every time you take a big risk in your life, no matter how it ends up, you're always glad you took it."; } if (quotes==1) { title="Scrubs"; body="Turk: Okay, it's true, I have never said 'I love you' to a woman before.
Todd: Well, then, how do you get them to sleep with you?"; } if (quotes==2) { title="Dr. Cox - Scrubs"; body="Relationships? Well, Sigmund. Relationships are so... fragile. It just takes one thing, one... tiny little offense, and it can snowball on ya. And if that snowball starts to pick up speed, God forbid, you'd better tuck and go, my friend."; } if (quotes==3) { title="Dr. Cox - Scrubs"; body="Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something."; } if (quotes==4) { title="Dr. Cox - Scrubs"; body="Well, you definitely need something. Um, maybe a backbone. Or perhaps some testicles. At the very least, a pillow that you can carry around the hospital and cry your sad eyes out."; } if (quotes==5) { title="Scrubs"; body="The Todd: Ladies, now that the Todd is a resident, he wants to clear things up so you don't have to wonder any more. Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, and yes if I've been drinking.
Nurse Roberts: Come here, Wonder Bread.
The Todd: What's up, doll?
Nurse Roberts: If you ever get this close again, I will end you.
The Todd: I'm changing you to a yes because you're fiesty!"; } if (quotes==6) { title="Scrubs"; body="Julie Keaton: Plomox is the most effective antiarrhythmic drug on the market right now, and it has minimal side effects--only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox: I'm gettin' two out of three just from the conversation!"; } if (quotes==7) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Gob: I should be in charge. I'm the older brother.
Michael: Do you even want to be in charge?
Gob: No... but I'd like to be asked! "; } if (quotes==8) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Lucille:I'll be in the hospital bar.
Michael: Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Lucille: Well, this is why people hate hospitals. "; } if (quotes==9) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Gob: Take off your glasses. Oh... wait, wait. Let down your hair. No: glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up.
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
Gob: Yes, yes, please.
Kitty: How's that? Is that better?
Gob: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door."; } if (quotes==10) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Michael: Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?
Lucille: Like it was yesterday.
Michael: It was this morning."; } if (quotes==11) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Lucille: You're my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that."; } if (quotes==12) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Barry Zuckerkorn: It would help if you would all show up looking like a loving, supportive family.
Lucille: For how long?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Ten minutes tops.
Lucille: See if you can get it down to five."; } if (quotes==13) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Gob: And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot 'Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord.'
Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob."; } if (quotes==14) { title="Scrubs"; body="JD: I don't even like pudding, and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those french things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
JD: Bidet to you, sir."; } if (quotes==15) { title="Dr. Kelso - Scrubs"; body="Dr. Reid, this is not 'Bring Your Problems To Work Day', this is just 'Work Day'."; } if (quotes==16) { title="J.D. - Scrubs"; body="Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends,' if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit."; } if (quotes==17) { title="Scrubs"; body="Carla: What are you guys talking about?
Turk: Nothing; guy talk!
J.D.: Yeah, bitches and hoes."; } if (quotes==18) { title="Scrubs"; body="Elliot: I'm dating a Murse!
J.D.: Well it's better than dating a mectretary or a manicurist... oh wait, that works."; } if (quotes==19) { title="Scrubs"; body="Dr. Cox: Jordan, your water just broke.
Jordan: This kid's annoying me already."; } if (quotes==20) { title="Scrubs"; body="Dr. Cox: The thing is, this time, I am killing myself for this woman and I am still gettin my ass handed to me.
Carla: There is no Shangri-La, you know. Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still wanna be there when things really suck."; } if (quotes==21) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help."; } if (quotes==22) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Lindsay: I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me."; } if (quotes==23) { title="Gob - Arrested Development"; body="The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over."; } if (quotes==24) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Gob: I did the right thing, Michael. If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others?
Michael: There are no others. You fired everyone."; } if (quotes==25) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it's breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast."; } if (quotes==26) { title="Gob - Arrested Development"; body="So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!"; } if (quotes==27) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Michael: Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Tobias: Butterscotch! Want a lick?"; } if (quotes==28) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Tobias: You know, mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Tobias: Well if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her."; } if (quotes==29) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Michael: So you still haven't put this stuff back yet, huh? You've got to be the laziest person in the world.
Lindsay: If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face."; } if (quotes==30) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Lucille: Oh, please. I've been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I got news for you, bub. It's the only reason you're here, too.
Michael: Hey, you're mean sober, too."; } if (quotes==31) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Gob: Well, I will tell you this, Michael. I don't have a son...
Narrator: He does.
Gob: ... but if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.
Narrator: Gob was growing up."; } if (quotes==32) { title="Arrested Development"; body="Gob: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and...
Michael: Your son?
Gob: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I hear the jury's still out on science."; } if (quotes==33) { title="Lucille - Arrested Development"; body="I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture."; } if (quotes==34) { title="J.D. - Scrubs"; body="I don't think people are meant to be by themselves. That's why if you actually find someone you care about, it's important to let go of the little things, even if you can't let go all the way. Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around."; } if (quotes==35) { title="Dr. Cox - Scrubs"; body="You are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?"; } if (quotes==36) { title="Scrubs"; body="Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No... Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns."; } if (quotes==37) { title="Dr. Cox - Scrubs"; body="I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want."; } if (quotes==38) { title="Scrubs"; body="Elliot: Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married?
Carla: Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns.
Elliot: Really? God I wish I was ethnic."; } if (quotes==39) { title="Dr. Kelso - Scrubs"; body="Hey champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'?"; } if (quotes==40) { title="Scrubs"; body="Danni: Do you even enjoy spending time with me?
J.D.: 'Enjoy' is such a strong word. I... I'm used to it! Y'know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism."; } if (quotes==41) { title="Scrubs"; body="Dr. Kelso: So what do you think?
Dr. Cox: Well, Bob, either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea"; } if (quotes==42) { title="J.D. - Scrubs"; body="I guess the easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly."; } if (quotes==43) { title="Dr. Cox - Scrubs"; body="Look at me and Jordan. Y'know how we hate everyone? Well, that goes double for children. It's true. They're loud, you can't understand them... They're like tiny cab drivers."; } if (quotes==44) { title="Scrubs"; body="Dr. Kelso: What the hell's with her?
Dr. Cox: She's mad, but she can't give me the 'silent treatment', because she knows I'd actually love that, so she's giving me the 'talk until I want to commit suicide treatment'.
Dr. Kelso: Sucks to be you.
Dr. Cox: You have no idea."; } if (quotes==45) { title="Dr. Cox - Scrubs"; body="Yes, and that's what we call a lie, or, when you're married, communication."; } if (quotes==46) { title="Caddyshack"; body="Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."; } if (quotes==47) { title="Caddyshack"; body="Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."; } if (quotes==48) { title="Al Czervik - Caddyshack"; body="Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."; } if (quotes==49) { title="Al Czervik - Caddyshack"; body="Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it. "; } if (quotes==50) { title="Ty Webb - Caddyshack"; body="You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."; } if (quotes==51) { title="Caddyshack"; body="Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it."; } if (quotes==52) { title="Top Secret"; body="Hillary Flammond: My uncle was born in America.
Nick Rivers: Oh, really?
Hillary Flammond: But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency."; } if (quotes==53) { title="Top Secret"; body="Nick Rivers: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie."; } if (quotes==54) { title="Hillary Flammond - Top Secret"; body="People change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate."; } if (quotes==55) { title="Top Secret"; body="Nick Rivers: Hillary. That's an unusual name.
Hillary Flammond: It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'.
Nick Rivers: I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.
Hillary Flammond: Nick? What does that mean?
Nick Rivers: Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving."; } if (quotes==56) { title="Top Secret"; body="Du Quois: This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Deja Vu: Haven't we met before?
Nick Rivers: I don't think so.
Du Quois: Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse."; } if (quotes==57) { title="Top Secret"; body="Hillary Flammond: Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?
Blindman: In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual."; } if (quotes==58) { title="Top Secret"; body="Colonel von Horst: They're still working on him. He won't break. We've tried everything! Do you want me to bring out the Leroy Nieman paintings?
General Streck, German High Command: No. We cannot risk violating the Geneva Convention!"; } if (quotes==59) { title="Top Secret"; body="Agent Cedric: Know any good white basketball players?
Blindman: There are no good white basketball players."; } if (quotes==60) { title="Charles De Mar - Better Off Dead"; body="I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."; } if (quotes==61) { title="Charles De Mar - Better Off Dead"; body="Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."; } if (quotes==62) { title="Lane Myer - Better Off Dead"; body="Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."; } if (quotes==63) { title="Annie Dillard - The Writing Life"; body="Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood; aim for the chopping block."; } if (quotes==64) { title="Ralph Waldo Emerson - Art Essays"; body="As soon as beauty is sought not from religion and love, but for pleasure, it degrades the seeker."; } if (quotes==65) { title="Annie Dillard - Pilgrim at Tinker Creek"; body="Eskimo: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?
Priest: No, not if you did not know.
Eskimo: Then why did you tell me?"; } if (quotes==66) { title="Annie Dillard - The Writing Life"; body="How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives."; } if (quotes==67) { title="Annie Dillard - Teaching A Stone To Talk"; body="I would like to learn, or remember, how to live."; } if (quotes==68) { title="Annie Dillard"; body="Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you."; } if (quotes==69) { title="Annie Dillard"; body="The dedicated life is worth living. You must give with your whole heart."; } if (quotes==70) { title="Annie Dillard - The Writing Life"; body="There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by."; } if (quotes==71) { title="Annie Dillard"; body="You can't test courage cautiously."; } if (quotes==72) { title="Annie Dillard - Pilgrim at Tinker Creek"; body="I don't know what it is about fecundity that so appalls. I suppose it is the teeming evidence that birth and growth, which we value, are ubiquitous and blind, that life itself is so astonishingly cheap, that nature is as careless as it is bountiful, and that with extravagance goes a crushing waste that will one day include our own cheap lives."; } if (quotes==73) { title="Annie Dillard - The Writing Life"; body="Write about winter in the summer. Describe Norway as Ibsen did, from a desk in Italy; describe Dublin as James Joyce did, from a desk in Paris. Willa Cather wrote her prairie novels in New York City; Mark Twain wrote Huckleberry Finn in Hartford, Connecticut. Recently, scholars learned that Walt Whitman rarely left his room."; } if (quotes==74) { title="Annie Dillard - The Writing Life"; body="One of the few things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book, or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now."; } if (quotes==75) { title="Annie Dillard - To Fashion A Text"; body="Writing a book is like rearing children--willpower has very little to do with it. If you have a little baby crying in the middle of the night, and if you depend only on willpower to get you out of bed to feed the baby, the baby will starve. You do it out of love. Willpower is a weak idea; love is strong. You don't have to scourge yourself with a cat-o'-nine tails to go to the baby. You go to the baby out of love for that particular baby. That's the same way you go to your desk."; } if (quotes==76) { title="Graham Greene - The Ministry of Fear"; body="It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself."; } if (quotes==77) { title="Graham Greene - The Ministry of Fear"; body="Behind the complicated details of the world stand the simplicities: God is good, the grown-up man or woman knows the answer to every question, there is such a thing as truth, and justice is as measured and faultless as a clock. Our heroes are simple: they are brave, they tell the truth, they are good swordsmen and they are never in the long run really defeated. That is why no later books satisfy us like those which were read to us in childhood--for those promised a world of great simplicity of which we knew the rules, but the later books are complicated and contradictory with experience; they are formed out of our own disappointing memories."; } if (quotes==78) { title="Blaise Pascal - Pensées"; body="Let us then examine this point, and say, 'God is, or he is not.' But to which side shall we incline? Reason can decide nothing here. There is an infinite chaos which separates us. A game is being played at the extremity of this infinite distance where heads or tails will turn up. What will you wager?"; } if (quotes==79) { title="Blaise Pascal - Pensées"; body="The only shame is to have none."; } if (quotes==80) { title="Blaise Pascal - Pensées"; body="There are only three kinds of people: those who serve God, having found him; others who are occupied in seeking him, not having found him; while the remainder live without seeking him and without having found him. The first are reasonable and happy; the last are foolish and unhappy; those between are unhappy and unreasonable."; } if (quotes==81) { title="Blaise Pascal - Pensées"; body="The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread."; } if (quotes==82) { title="Homer Simpson"; body="You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."; } if (quotes==83) { title="Homer Simpson"; body="Books are useless! I only ever read one book, 'To Kill A Mockingbird,' and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin… but what good does that do me?"; } if (quotes==84) { title="Ralph Waldo Emerson"; body="Good as is discourse, silence is better and shames it."; } if (quotes==85) { title="Bono - Rolling Stone 2000"; body="You preach what you need to hear. You sing your life, and you want it to count, I suppose. I'm hoping people are tired of singers whose mouths are filled with words that were written for them and they don't believe. Their arms and legs move in directions that other people choreograph."; } if (quotes==86) { title="Bono"; body="I don't doubt God. I have firm faith absolutely in God. It's religion I'm doubting."; } if (quotes==87) { title="The Edge"; body="I have no trouble with Christ, but I have trouble with a lot of Christians."; } if (quotes==88) { title="Bono"; body="Our music is rooted in the feeling that much more is possible than you think."; } if (quotes==89) { title="Bono"; body="People see a suite in the top of a hotel in Chicago and think it must be the most incredible place to be. But the more plush the surroundings, the poorer you feel in spirit sometimes."; } if (quotes==90) { title="Adam Clayton"; body="Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality."; } if (quotes==91) { title="Bono"; body="I don't talk about my faith very much, because the people you might want to talk with, you don't want to hang out with."; } if (quotes==92) { title="Bono - on his wife, Ali"; body="She is the light of my life. She is more perfect the longer we are together. I am completely in love with her."; } if (quotes==93) { title="Bono"; body="When the story of these times gets written, we want it to say that we did all we could, and it was more than anyone could have imagined."; } if (quotes==94) { title="Bono"; body="People ask me such serious questions - and I answer them: I'm that dumb."; } if (quotes==95) { title="Bono"; body="To be one, to be united is a great thing. But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater."; } if (quotes==96) { title="Larry Mullen Jr. - on being a drummer"; body="It's a mad thing we do. There's nothing natural about it. I mean, I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!"; } if (quotes==97) { title="Bono"; body="I'm tired of dreaming. I'm into doing at the moment. It's, like, let's only have goals that we can go after."; } if (quotes==98) { title="Bono"; body="The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference."; } if (quotes==99) { title="Adam Clayton"; body="In a live situation, there's really no such thing as perfection... You can't deal in perfection. You can only deal in emotion."; } if (quotes==100) { title="Bono - 1987, introducing the song '40'"; body="We spent 10 minutes writing this next song, 10 minutes recording it, 10 minutes mixing it, 10 minutes playing it back and that has nothing to do with why it's called '40'."; } if (quotes==101) { title="Bono"; body="And humor and laughter, to me, is the proof of the presence of freedom."; } if (quotes==102) { title="Bono"; body="Peace doesn't exist, it's brought into being."; } if (quotes==103) { title="Bono"; body="Larry says that he doesn't want to leave the stage just to come back two minutes later, he's a drummer and they are practical, he says it's more efficient to just stay onstage. Edge doesn't care what we do and Adam hasn't even noticed that we've left the stage and me, I'm the singer and I do whatever you want me to, I just want you to love me."; } if (quotes==104) { title="The Edge"; body="He's anti anything pretentious, anti anything too arty, flowery. Larry is generally going to tell you something's too long or it's too slow or where is the melody."; } if (quotes==105) { title="Bono"; body="Only time will tell if you're more than your moments. But I think in our moments we're definitely the most interesting band on the planet."; } if (quotes==106) { title="Bono"; body="The final mark of greatness, I think, is emptiness. That is true of music, painting, of anything. The less you can do it with, the more powerful you are."; } if (quotes==107) { title="Bono - describing himself, 1993"; body="He is a big mouth, and I find him a bit of a pain in the arse at times. But I can't help it, I am him!"; } if (quotes==108) { title="Bono - about the song '0ne'"; body="It amazes me when people tell me they played it at their wedding or for comfort at a funeral. I go to myself, 'Are you crazy? It's about breaking up.'"; } if (quotes==109) { title="The Edge"; body="I don't feel that attached to my instruments. It's almost like I'm going to dominate them in some sort of way. I don't feel like they're part of me; they stand between me and something new."; } if (quotes==110) { title="Bono"; body="As a rock star, I have two instincts, I want to have fun, and I want to change the world. I have a chance to do both."; } if (quotes==111) { title="Bono"; body="The morning before a show I get nervous. I can wake up with a really bad sick feeling. I have to hit very high notes and if you hit them wrong you can put your throat out. So there's a, 'Will I? Won't I?' aspect to it. It used to worry me sick. That sense of, how could I meet the levels of expectation."; } if (quotes==112) { title="Bono"; body="The only music I'm interested in is music which is either running towards or away from God."; } if (quotes==113) { title="Bono"; body="Sometimes it comes across as if I got into U2 to save the world. I got into U2 to save myself. I meet people out on the street who approach me like I'm Mahatma Gandhi."; } if (quotes==114) { title="Bono"; body="We cannot save every life. But the ones we can, we must. It is -- or ought to be -- unacceptable that an accident of longitude and latitude determines whether a child lives or dies."; } if (quotes==115) { title="Adam Clayton"; body="What happens is like you get so big that you can't write a diary. So you hire a film-crew to remind you of where you've been and what you've done."; } if (quotes==116) { title="Bono"; body="U2 is about the impossible. Politics is the art of the possible. They're very different, and I'm resigned to that now."; } if (quotes==117) { title="Bono"; body="Songs are the language of the spirit... the melodies are how you sing to God. It's a deep language. But they can't explain everything, because really great songs touch places that you can't explain."; } if (quotes==118) { title="Bono"; body="Fear is the opposite of faith."; } if (quotes==119) { title="Bono"; body="I'm actually in awe of Larry knowing exactly who he is. I dont know if I'm this or that or what."; } if (quotes==120) { title="The Edge"; body="Just about everybody calls me Edge, or The Edge if it's a formal occasion. I'm only David Evans to people who don't know me very well, immigration officers and the like."; } if (quotes==121) { title="Bono"; body="No matter how much we wrap it up in tinsel and television, I'm still the geezer with the white flag."; } if (quotes==122) { title="Bono"; body="Don't get me too excited because I use four letter words when I get excited."; } if (quotes==123) { title="Bono"; body="Yes, I sometimes fail, but at least I'm willing to experiment."; } if (quotes==124) { title="Bono"; body="You have no choice of subject matter. You write what's in your heart and on your mind--unless of course it's crap, in which case it means you've thought about it too much."; } if (quotes==125) { title="Bono"; body="I hope that my work - the activism - will be forgotten. Because I hope those problems will have gone away."; } if (quotes==126) { title="Larry Mullen Jr."; body="It doesn't matter what songs we sing. I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me."; } if (quotes==127) { title="Bono"; body="I am a singer and a songwriter but I am also a father, four times over. I am a friend to dogs. I am a sworn enemy of the saccharine; and a believer in grace over karma. I talk too much when I'm drunk and sometimes even when I'm not."; } if (quotes==128) { title="Bono"; body="I don't actually like the name U2 and I honestly never thought of it as 'you too'."; } if (quotes==129) { title="Bono"; body="It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition."; } if (quotes==130) { title="Adam Clayton"; body="I think women are the stronger sex. I don't think it's necessarily putting women on a pedestal, but I think it's acknowledging that women are stronger and you need their support and companionship to help you realise your potential as a man."; } if (quotes==131) { title="Bono"; body="We want to turn our song into a prayer and our prayer is that we, they, we do not become a monster in order to defeat a monster. That's our prayer."; } if (quotes==132) { title="Bono - during a skit on the Conan O'Brien Show"; body="I'll be honest with you: nobody promotes peace as well as me. If I don't win that Nobel Peace Prize, I'm gonna grab a big ass crowbar, and I'm gonna womp me some Norwegian skull."; } if (quotes==133) { title="Bono"; body="If bands stray away from God they seem to lose success."; } if (quotes==134) { title="Bono"; body="The only place in my life where I am completely honest is in the song."; } if (quotes==135) { title="The Edge"; body="We're fighting with the realization that nothing is ordinary."; } if (quotes==136) { title="Bono"; body="I don't know why, but we always had this belief that there was something sacred about our music, that it was almost holy, as absurd as that sounds."; } if (quotes==137) { title="Entourage"; body="Vince: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?
Drama: What?"; } if (quotes==138) { title="Entourage"; body="Eric: The only person you ever loved is yourself.
Drama: What's not to love."; } document.write('
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