I saw this video when it first came out, and I cracked up. Since then I have had to look it up on multiple occasions to show others. Therefore, it belongs here in my classics. This is a spoof on the movie “the Box.” The original trailer is first, and the funny one second.
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You’re Partisan Hacks
November 5th, 2009Both of these first two videos are on the longer side, but both are powerful and hillarious. Both involve Jon Stewart. If you only have time for one of these, the 2nd video is much more poignant.
The first video is the Daily Show making fun of CNN because it fact-checked a Saturday Night Live sketch, but does a poorer job fact checking its own reporters.
This second video is when Jon Stewart went on the show Crossfire a few years back. Do not give up on this video, watch the full thing. Its awesome till the 10th minute. It gets a little slow around the 10:00-12:00 minute mark, but he throws a zinger around 12:30.
And this is his follow-up to his crossfire experience.
Empire State Of Mind
October 6th, 2009This is Jay-Z and Alicia Keys performing his song “Empire State of Mind.” I love this song for Alicia Keys. She nails her part and sings a very motivating line. Although, what’s with the one big earing?
“There’s nothing you can’t do…these streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you.”
Just Drive
August 20th, 2009WARNING: I almost lost my breakfast lunch and dinner watching this. It is not for the feint of heart. It is a video that was made to scare people away from texting and using their phones while driving. Please heed its warning. Please, just drive.
Cause Andy You’re A Star
August 10th, 2009Today is my birthday, and K.C and Jonathan made this jib jab. Nice work! I think the freakiest one is the in and out character. I feel creepy.
Bidet To You Too Sir
June 14th, 2009An intellectual discussion on bidets, had while in Florence Italy. Will you join this roundtable discussion?
By the way, I am still working on catching up on my journals. I posted a new one today.
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With A Stroke Of Gelato
May 17th, 2009May 17th
My parents were set to arrive this morning by train, and we were scheduled to meet them at the doors of the baptistry. We set a meeting place for the right doors, if facing the Duomo at 10:00 am. This went off mostly without a hitch and we were reunited and all speaking Italian. Ok, we threw in a couple Italian words, and said our hello’s and hugs. But who are we kidding, our Italian is very minimal. Every time my Dad tries to speak or say an Italian word, he starts saying words in Spanish. My mom says “his Spanish has never been better.” My mom will say “figlio” over and over, and her other one is “we’re andiamo-ing.” Myself? I have had impeccable Italian (tho, I may not be able to spell it). Due adulti biglietie per favore.
Let me back track for a moment. This will go down as one of my favorite memories, and something I will always smile and laugh at. Lisa has had some Italian experiences, being from an Italian family, and having lived in Italy for language school once. So I had requested of her to write a paragraph of italian sentences for me, to greet my parents with to impress them with how much Italian I knew. She kept asking me what I wanted to say, and I really didn’t care, mainly a salutation.
So last night, after we had been back from dinner for a little bit, and we were half asleep, she starts chattering. She starts telling me “I know what you should say to your parents when they arrive: Welcome to Firenze, with a stroke of gelato.” It made zero sense, but cracked me up. I think she was thinking “stroke of genius,” but said gelato instead. I think she was either part asleep, or tipsy from wine, or exhausted from all the walking we have been doing. I know it doesn’t make much sense but it made me crack up so much, and will always make me smile.
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One of my dad’s desires was to get an Italian leather jacket. For the price and quality, I knew that Florence would be the place for him to do this. So after they arrived, we decided to go shop at the Florence central market. I described the market briefly yesterday, and today it was time for more shopping.
Even though this market stretches for many many square blocks, my parents wanted to buy the first stand they came across. I had to remind them that every 3rd stand was a wallet, or shirt, or knick-knack, or leather stand. I also reminded them that this was a place that, you didn’t have to, but you could barter and haggle for a better price. We shopped for scarves, wallets, belts, soccer jerseys, t-shirts, and of course my dad’s leather jacket.
We came across a stand, and he pointed out to me the style he wanted. It was a two tone between dark brown and light brown. I asked “are you a woman?”
We started browsing, and of course, the salesman calls him into the store directly behind his stand. Now he is trying on jackets left and right, and getting himself sold. He is already in too deep with this sales rep. Once you give them an inch, they will take a yard.
My dad explained the style of jacket (two tone) that he wanted, and the sales person said “no, that is a ladies style.” We ended up hearing many different sales lines as they started bartering for the jacket that he decided he wanted.
“This is the last one we have.”
“You won’t find a better deal.”
“This is the sort of deal I would only give my brother.”
And as soon as my dad said “no, I’ll think about it and come back,” the salesman started offering the jacket to the next person in the store and started saying “shame on you for not taking this deal, it is the best you will find. Its the equivalent to two pizza’s and a bottle of wine.”
I felt that my dad had gone too deep into the bartering game, and had gotten too good of a price, to walk away now. It was the jacket that he wanted, and a darn good price. Eventually we convinced him that he should do it, instead of searching for 5 euros cheaper. But this process will be one that I cherish and remember and laugh at about the trip.
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We made our way over near the Accademia to find a place that Rick Steeve’s recommended in his book, for lunch. On our walk there, we ran into a lady and her daughter, that were currently living in Montalcino, that my parents had befriended. We ate lunch, and then made our way over to the Accademia for our appointed time to see Michelangelo’s David, as well as some of his pieta’s and other pieces.
There is one statue of David, and many many replica’s around the world. Even here in Florence, there is a replica in the Piazza della Signoria–the original location of the statue. Mark my words: The replica’s are good an all, but they do not possess the grandeur of the original. The original is far more powerful, angelic, graceful, and humble than any other of the many replicas. My parents had previously taken a day trip to Florence and looked at the David replica and said: “The copy of the statue of “David” by Michelangelo in the public square was good enough, rather than face more lines to see the original.” I believe she would now say, after seeing the original, that she was very mistaken.
I remember back in 1997 (and I wrote about it recently), being literally blown away at the first site of the David. I walked into this room, more like a long hallway, and my eyes were drawn to these half finished statues that Michelangelo had done, that lined the sides of the hall. As soon as I took my eyes off the floor and the side statues, and looked up and down the hallway, I saw it, in its white brilliance, and fell backwards (not fall as in hit the floor, but fall as in had to take a few steps back to keep my balance).
I didn’t feel the same magnitude of awe, respect, and strength this time as I did my first, but I was still amazed and taken by its beauty and its determination. Last time I was here, they allowed pictures, and you could walk right up to the David. This time, no pictures were allowed, and they had a perimeter around the statue. I was also reading on this time, of the statue being attacked by a man with a hammer back in 1991. The pieces that broke off, eventually were studied, and the marble was found to be porous, which caused them to worry about cleaning with water that it undertook in 2003.
We sat and stared at his ass, his slingshot draping down his back, and the veins in his arms and legs for awhile, in sheer amazement.
We then headed towards the Santa Croce Church, and the Pazzi Chapel. Santa Croce is a large church that has a cool temperature inside, many naves lined with fresco art, and many tombs of famous Italians, such as Michelangelo, Galileo, Machiavelli, Foscolo, Gentile, Rossini, and Marconi. Our tickets were designed with pictures of small snippets of the art inside the church. We played a game of “try and find your snippet” that was a fun treasure hunt.
Connected to the Santa Croce, is the Pazzi Chapel. I think this is a really beautiful chapel. It is simple. It is elegant. It is small. It has elegant simplicity. It was designed by Brunelleschi and is a pattern of arches, circles and squares. The walls are mostly bare except for a few areas of art. I think I could sit in the chapel, alone, and meditate for hours.
We grabbed a gelato from the “famous” gelato shop that my dad had to try and then started our long walk to the Piazza Michelangelo. Down the river, cross the bridge, up the hill, up the steep many stairs; this was a lot to ask of my mom and the status of her knees. We finally reached the top and soaked in the view (with a trillion pictures) of the city of Florence and the river arno. It was beautiful. Then, my Mom decided she wanted to go further up.
We hiked further up the road to San Miniato al Monte church. There was a vespers going on and so we wandered the cold sanctuary while monks were chanting. There is a great view up here as well, and afterwards we took a funny picture of Steve, Debbie, and Lisa all pretending to be statues. Each of them had no idea what pose the other was going to do, yet they all ended up with a very similar pose.
It had been a long day of walking, and now my favorite part of the day: dinner! We went to one of the restaurants that Rick Steeve’s recommended and I must say, this one was a dud. Although I enjoyed the family style atmosphere, the service and the food were very lacking.
Nothing a gelato couldn’t solve on the way home. We stopped for a bit to enjoy the statues in Piazza Signoria. What a day! It was great to be here with family, and to experience so many awe inspiring things.
I Just Got Lost, Every River That I Tried To Cross
May 12th, 2009May 12
We awoke to street noises and the st. mark’s bell and then got our day started around 9am. We debated heading all the way back to the train station to check the schedule for our exit the next day, but instead decided to hit the internet cafe. I also was needing to email our next hotel as they wanted notice a few days in advance, of our approximate arrival time.
We got to the internet cafe, and it was not due to open for another 15 minutes, so we found a nearby street cafe and had an espresso and a cappichino. It was my first attempt (I think) at an espresso and I must say it was quite bitter, I think I eventually had a bigger sugar to coffee ratio. However, I had most of lisa’s cappichino and it was the best one yet of the trip.
The cafe opened and we took care of buisness. At that point we decided to get on a water bus and make our way across the backside of the canal and go to a few churces across the way. But once on the bus, we had front seats in the air, we didn’t want to get off at the 3rd stop. So we decided to stay on for all 15 stops and then get off at the last stop and do the Accademia museum instead. We were enjoying our cheap bus ride, in the open air. Part of me thought we should just go round and round all day. It was that much fun. Though, we got off at the Accademia museum, and before going in the museum, ate some pizza at a cafe right outside. Mike would have loved this pizza because it was not very high quality and tasted like it was frozen pizza from back home. Lisa barely made it through a slice, and I wasn’t gonna leave it.
There was no line for the museum and it was not very crowded. It started with some byzantine art, but worked our way through art by Veronese, Bellini, Giogiorne, and some Tintoretto’s. I recall from my trip in 1997, that my favorite two items from this place was The Tempest by San Giogiorne and The Feast in the House of Levi by Veronese. I’m not sure why I included the Tempest, because on further review, there wasn’t much special to it. Although, it had a long and complicated history, so maybe that is what I found so pleasing. Veronese however, I think I really like. I like many of his pieces, and The Feast I think is one of my favorites. I also like the story and history behind it. It takes up a giant wall and is full of details. I think I could spend hours looking at it.
Part of me wishes that there were some great museums with just one or two pieces of art. I think I’d like to once, just sit for 2 hours in front of one piece, reflecting, praying, writing, and seeing what thoughts come to mind. But in days of fast travel, and even quicker society, there isn’t time for that. Maybe one day.
Speaking of speed, we made it through that museum in a mere 45 minutes. Hopped back onto the water bus, with intentions and determinations this time of getting to the churches across the way. The first church was called Il Redentore (the Redeemer). This church is beautiful. Not only is it pretty, but every nave seemed to have a great piece of art by Tintoretto. I loved the arches, and the domes and the perked ceilings. I snapped a couple of pictures, but then got reprimanded, albeit kindly. Il Redentore has a cool background story.
We walked a few blocks and then realized that we needed another water bus, and found our way to San Giogore church. Lisa enjoyed the beauty of this one more than the last. It is a gorgeous church with a large campinelle. It housed great works of art, and we could take pictures more freely, and explore more depths of the choirs and main basillica. We took the elevator up the campinelle for great views of Venice. As Dr. Carlander would have said, “beautiful.” Lisa must be getting at least slightly annoyed, as I keep reminicing about when I was here last, travelling with school, enjoy the friendship of Andrew. Some things that we are doing, such as visiting these 2 churches, were things that I did and enjoyed so much before.
Along those lines, after San Giogore, we took a water bus to the San Salute church, which when I was here, was our stop. I was attempting to find my way back to the hotel I stayed at before, so I could show her where we would climb in and out of the window, and how it was right across from where a famous poet once lived. We found the Hotel Messener, but despite going in every alley, could not find my window or the poets house.
We traversed over bridges, through alleys, across squares and then more bridges and found our way back to our room. I did some Snide prep work and we rested. Then, we went back to the itnernet cafe where I spent a frustrating 2 hours trying to publish my Snides. The attempt to upload a video to youtube kept failing, I would get typed and insert a bunch of photos and tags, and then the computer or server would freeze and when I would re-enter into the right page, I’d find that I lost 20-30 minutes of work. We kept buying 30 minute increments, and eventually I completed (all but the youtube video) of my posts up until Venice.
We then walked about 45 minutes looking for the perfect place to enjoy our last meal in Venice. Sadly, we didn’t find the perfect place, but gave up looking cause we were tired of walking, and energetic for food. I had a caprese that was substandard and Lisa ate some very good minnestrone soup. My next plate was Spaghetti Pomodoro which was very delicious, and she had a pizza Margerhita that was substandard. All of this chased down by frizzante (Peligrino).
We made our way back to our hotel, stopping briefly to take some very nice pictures in St. Mark’s square, as the sky light was perfect. We tried to set an alarm lisa downloaded for her computer as we were going to attempt to wake up at 5:00 am so that we could catch the 6:00 am water bus, that would get us to the train station by 6:30 so that we could catch the 7:20 train ride to the Cinque Terre. This train ride would take approximatley 7 hours so we didn’t want to miss the early train as the next one was 2 hours later and wouldn’t get us to our destination till 6pm.
Needless to say, I was not expecting a great night of sleep, as I had my doubts on if the alarm would work. Little did I know, that it was going to be an even worse night of sleep than I expected and would still end in failure, with slight redemption.